Thursday, August 30, 2007

Some people are too precious to have missed knowing.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

I loved the way he sat.
He said his Grandfather taught him to sit that way.


Category: North East India Style
I love that about her.
That she smiles.
She always smiles.


Category: Makes you smile and makes me smile along

Monday, August 27, 2007

Not fully awake.
Not asleep.
Conscious.
Oblivious.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Inadequate

Season

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, and a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
a time of war, and a time of peace.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8

Thursday, August 16, 2007

He lived his life, to put it quite plainly, according to Newton's Third.

:-)
Category: Physics class

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

'You're going to think I'm a loser.'

'Another girl?' (smile)

'Yes. But it's not that.'
She's really nice, you know. And she has a MUSTANG!! I'm in love with her!
But...
(shamefaced)
...She's white. I don't know how I could like a white chick. Gahhh! (Makes a horrible face)'


So I explain to the boy, that white people are humans too and they can't help being where they're from and that if they're nice and fun to be with and own super cars, it's alright to like them.


I think we're starting to have too much self pride.
Category: Self pride

Thursday, August 09, 2007

My Dear Kamal,
In opposition to your statement the other day, I would like to state that I am as sidey as I think I am.
Below is a list of proof of the fact.
To begin:
- I learned one sidey dance step from Govinda movie.
-I say oosjhu.
-And I have one flag of Great Britain banyan vest. (Ok, I don't, but I can always get one)


See??

Yours respectfully,




.

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

The Egyptian baker in the Lebanese bakery downstairs told me that he wanted to be my boyfriend.

.

So I said Haram.
I'm a girl.
And that he shouldn't worry girls.

He he
:)
Funny.


. = at a complete loss for an appropriate reaction

Monday, August 06, 2007

The first year away was alright, fun even.
But this second year.
It's turning out to be
Such a drag.

What's the good word?

Lord K turned hurriedly away from the mirror barely giving himself a second glance. As he turned a streak of light flashed from the mirror, followed quickly by another. He didn't notice.
He left, making his way to the local pub for some rum and some food and company. He sat sipping his rum and watching her. She seemed so familiar. And then suddenly, he doubled over with pain. He couldn't tell what had hit him. When he opened his eyes he saw her leaning over him a look of mild concern on her face. 'Come with me', she whispered. 'Quickly'.
Too disoriented to think clearly he struggled up and holding on to her, they made their way out into the street. 'I'm going to give you a clue', she said to him.
'What?' he looked confused.
'What's the good word for, Deadly sins, Dwarves, Brides&Brothers ?', she asked, ignoring his confusion. ' Think.' She said. 'You could be our one chance at winning this round'.
'Listen lady, he said. 'I don't know what you're talking about. I don't think I care. The only thing I want right now is a hot bath and a bed and a woman. Interested?'
'I'm sorry .'he said, almost immediately contrite. 'I didn't mean to sound that way. I think I'd better just go home.'
'It's too late for that.' He was politely informed. 'Your answer , if you answer correctly is the only thing that can save us now.
It's the key to WHAT."
'What?' Sir Kamal asked again, even more confused.
'WHEN, WHERE and WHY can come later.' the lady continued, ignoring him some more.
'Here, this might help', she then said, handing him a glass of hot toddy. 'It's been known to help people think clearly.'
Sir Kamal tentatively takes a sip.
The number 7 slowly forms in his mind. Deadly sins? He wonders.
Snowhite and the 7 dwarves? Enlightenment dawns.
7 Brides for 7 Brothers! he shouts out aloud. Full excitement.

777 he loudly proclaims.





The word? - 777
The when?- 6th July 2007
The where?- Maya, 3rd Floor, Bombay Stores, M.G. Road
The why?- Because we like him
It's easy to spot an art or a journalism student.
I always get the feeling they're taught, they learn, to love certain things.
As if it were an unsaid prerequisite, to be a part of the set, that world.
So easy.
Pulp Fiction for the boys, Amelie for the girls, Heart of Darkness anyone? Didn't you fall in love with The Little Prince?
So many more I could think of.
So easy, lemon squeasy.
:)

Sunday, August 05, 2007

For every Mary there is a Martha.
If there were no Marthas all the Marys in the world would starve to death.

Courtesy: www.notesinmypocket.blogspot.com
Category: :) Funny

Freedom Jam

Ladies and gentlemen, respected teachers, and my dear friends,
Welcome to 60 years of independence. Lounge Piranha will play the Freedom Jam festival to be held on Sunday, the 5th of August at Palace Grounds. Three stages, 60 bands etc etc etc promises to make it Bangalore's biggest annual musical spectacle. The show starts around 3pm and goes on till the khaki cowboys show up around 10. According to the schedule (http://www.freedomjam.net/default.asp?page=comm), we should go on around 7.40 on the Arena stage. But come early and play football.... For more info about the jam, see www.freedomjam.net.
Ok bye. - LP

... and www.loungepiranha.com for one cup sykosis...
... and www.myspace.com/loungepiranhamusic for one plate music

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard, a satisfied smile on its
face.

The egg, looking a bit irritated, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"


Category1: One of the three dirty jokes I know :)
Category2: Which came first? The chicken or the egg?