Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Episode 5

Rant rant rant.
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Monday, February 23, 2009

What's the good word?

Q: rain.bath.blessings :)

A: :) need help with one?



Category: I have funny friends :)

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Megan

I'm writing this for you.
For you to remember.
You're two.
You found a dress on my bed. About your size.
You asked who was going to wear it.
I said, 'You'.
You can't imagine the joy on your face.
I told you it was for your birthday. You started singing, 'Happy Birthday Megan!' Your birthday is two months away.
But your aunt, Joanne, in tradition with and being completely true to herself has already bought you your present (TWO MONTHS IN ADVANCE). A lovely long, blue dress, that will make you look like a princess.
I tell you that we'll get you a tiara, a cheap one from behind Commercial Street. 'A cheap one', you say, like it's something special. 'Cheap'. So, quickly to save my reputation I tell you that it doesn't matter whether it's cheap or not. It's going to be pretty and THAT's the important thing. Effectively sowing the seed of superficiality and instilling an unhealthy sense of commercialism in your innocent little heart. heh :)
So you start saying, 'Hello Megan's birthday'. I think it's my fault that you do that. I make you say hello to inanimate objects like the sun and the trees and Missy and Tiger our stray dogs and if you throw something on the ground, like a finger puppet, I tell you that it's crying because you did that.
You continue, 'Hello Megan's birthday, hello Megan's dress'. 'Happy Birthday Megan', you sing then you clap and blow out your candle. It's all in your head. You've even made the guest list. Mamma, Maya and me.
It's something special to watch the person that you are. Words don't even come close.


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I could remember everything about him.
Except his name.

Category: What's his name?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Competence is attractive.

Monday, February 16, 2009

the manipulator; the manipulated
it's hard to say,
who is which

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Episode 4


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She looks like a man in a dress.

Category: Things it's ok to think but not say out loud (except when you're gossiping with your sister;)

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Some once told me that they thought i was full of myself, ever the optimist i smiled and said, half full..

-Andrew Kelly
He said: something as simple as learning not to lie.
I thought: what terribly high expectations he has of people.

Category: Tea and sympathy

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Episode 3



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It's like primary school all over again.
Everybody wants to hang with the smart kid.

heh :)
Well don't you see, don't you see
That the charade is over
And all the "best deceptions" and the
"Clever cover story" awards go to you

-Dashboard Confessionals

Saturday, February 07, 2009

About

I discovered eye shadow.
Now I'm going to play with the dough.

Category 1: Face painting
Category 2: Art and Crafts
Mood: Excited

Friday, February 06, 2009

She looks like Princess Fiona.

Category: Things it's ok to think but not say out loud

Nazi

I saw a Nazi today.
A little red car, with a white circle on the hood and a black swastika in the center.
And a little lady with glasses driving it.

Category 1: Nazism
Category 2: How to be a Nazi in India
Location: Lingarajapuram Flyover

Monday, February 02, 2009

I thought about a splinter today.
And also a log.
I tried to explain that it's alright to not be completely aware of who you are.
I suppose that could be somewhat difficult to grasp.

Category: Being human
I have this friend who's trying to be good.
That's the silliest thing I've heard all day!
my life has been just super the last couple of years (minus Dubai)
i have everything i need, except
a husband and a baby and a house and a dog and a cook and a maid and a mali and someone to walk the dog because i'm certainly not going to.


Category: the luxury to say rubbish like this ;)
Isolated.


Category: Creep
Given. Loved.


Category: Asimov / Dashboard Confessionals

Sunday, February 01, 2009

I have less sympathy for other people.
I have none for myself.


Category: the luxury to say rubbish like this

Episode 2



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