Convincing Joanne to go to hell

Me-Let's go to Cubbon Park on Sunday. It'll be fun for the kids
Joe-Yes lets! Oh can't, there's church
Me-Bunk, anyway you're going to hell
Joe- Hell? Me? I'm going to heaven
Me- See, anyway everybody else you know is going to hell. Also, you'll be really bored with all those Mormons. So you bunk church, you'll go to hell, we'll all hang out together there. It'll all be good

She's still unconvinced.




Category: How to get to hell

Definitions:
Joe-my eldest sister aka 'Holy' Joe
Mormons-the only group that got it right (source: Southpark)

I always say if
Sometimes by accident I say when

Category: When

So easy
To be raised in the estimate of the world
And just as easy
To fall in mine

Category1: What is my estimation worth?
Category2: Nothing

Before I knew it I found that love, like grief, tends to fade away and be replaced by something more exciting.
-The Beach

Our lives began to end the day we became silent about things that matter
-Anonymous

-Do you think double standards are acceptable?
=No.
-Neither do I.


Category: Double standards

I realise that these things are better off left within the confines of my mind.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Making decisions used to be easy.
I decided based on what I felt.

Then I stopped feeling.

is it
who did I lose?
or
whom did I lose?

Category1: Who said to whom and why?
Category2: Loss