Walked into that one, didn't you?

Today my boyfriend and I were talking about relationships and about how it's sometimes possible to come across a person who captivates you.
I ask him if he had met someone like that.
He looks at me and says that he had, actually.
Obviously needing to know who this person is, I ask in all seriousness who she is.

"It's her birthday today." he replies.

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Category: I don't feel

I'm using the dating site 'Tinder' to practice speaking French.
I explain to my potential 'beaux' that that's all that I'm interested in.
I shall shortly be writing a novel titled 'How to lose a guy in 10 minutes'.

Category: Fun, fun, funny
:D

It was not I that was the one who was the infidel.